by "JakTheHammer" <jakthhnrer@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Jul 8, 2008 at 01:08 AM
"Harold And Perkoff Go To White Castle" <perkoff@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
in message
news:5d8fb11a-7be5-4ce2-b0d3-c819bcc1d3b9@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>I was searching on the web and found a digital alcohol detector.
>
> You blow in it and it lets you know if you're drunk. I was
> thinking
> someone should make one of those so it blows and says you're
> not
> drunk. So if a cop pulls you over you can be like "Oh man look
> I got
> my own, I blew in it before I left, it said I was good."
>
> Then you blow in it in front of him and it shows you're not
> drunk.
>
> The cop is like "Well mine says you're drunk, either your
> machine is
> broke or mine is, I think I should just drive you home and not
> give
> you a ticket, because I can tell you are a good guy and you
> don't want
> to drive drunk"
I bet you ****ed people's wives and claimed they needed.
