Best "cheap" espresso machine under 100 bucks?

OK, I know that asking opinions for a "best" espresso machine under 100 
bucks is tantamount to asking for a recommendation from the "best of the 
worst" category...but....

We were hit by a tornado here in Heflin, Al in the first week of May and
the 
fact is that money is really, really tight. My beloved Rancilio Silvia was

destroyed and my current wife (the Rancilio predates our marriage) just 
can't quite wrap her head around the cost of a new espresso machine (she 
takes lots of milk and lots...and I do mean LOTS...of sugar even in a 
regular drip brew) that she considers a waste. Given that we have still to

rebuild the entire front room of her house, I suppose I understand. But...

....Surely there is at least one decent (if not necessarily long lived) 
machine out there that can be had for a single Benjamin.

Thoughts?